darknessisrisingandsoismyboner:

sashaissasha:

angry-old-ganondorf:

dumbassoftime:

vampireforestfiree:

paraad0x:

blakeyface:

makunahatata:

ithoughtiknewthings:

I am a unicorn.

I can cast a stunning spell. “Stupefy!”

aww Im normal still. Darn tumblr surfing naked.

Zelda shirt. I win.

Mine says “show me yours” with winking eyes.

Sexual goddess? X-ray vision?

NOTHINGNESS

IS

ETERNAAAALL

yeah I’m not wearing one lawl.

Striped… turtleneck… powers?
 
OH, I KNOW
I bring warmth to all necks~

….that’s stupid never mind :c

holy shit guys I’M LINK.

i’m spiderman and i have the power to be amazing

i prevent suicide. LIKE A BOSS.

(Source: otomegane, via serial-butt-stabber)





  1. denied-ration reblogged this from askzigzag and added:
    No shirt.. No powers then?
  2. fragile-wisp reblogged this from candys-killer and added:
    I have the power of nudity! Or boobs I guess. I only have bra on lolol. 8)
  3. truesoprano reblogged this from destructionincarnate and added:
    I have Megadeth powers. Oh shit.
  4. everbreathe reblogged this from destructionincarnate and added:
    The power to hug life? Cool
  5. destructionincarnate reblogged this from coffeepress42 and added:
    Death Note t-shirt…I HAVE A DEATH NOTE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
  6. coffeepress42 reblogged this from savethewales and added:
    “I am deeply and profoundly impressed with myself.” Am I Tony Stark? Am I…. Iron Man?
  7. general-fluffy reblogged this from thatoneedudee and added:
    But what does it mean if I’m only wearing a bra?
  8. aphroditespoison reblogged this from vampireforestfiree
  9. smileeforallthemhaterss reblogged this from thatoneedudee and added:
    I am the boston red sox.
  10. vampireforestfiree reblogged this from wolfymcbubblehorn and added:
    Plaid? Flannel? ……I’M A LUUUMMBERJAAAACK
  11. thatoneedudee reblogged this from emmabee96
  12. theannisamirahh reblogged this from myungsoo-anon
  13. hedorumcakes reblogged this from zombeetle and added:
    Mine has Mickey and Minnie Mouse… Monarch Delta, of course!
  14. genericlanoxinonline reblogged this from igotmyclothesfromthetoiletstore
  15. sarcasticpsychic reblogged this from rainekitty and added:
    Supergirl, Wonder Woman,...Batgirl… I’m okay with
  16. moriens-der-lyset reblogged this from ara-hamako and added:
    My shirt is covered with various instruments… I AM THE SYMPHONY MASTER MUAHAHA!
  17. teapartyofthemad reblogged this from cleshtar and added:
    ….I have the power to summon a stampede of Indian painted horses at will…. Sweeeeet!
  18. yggdrasilly reblogged this from ara-hamako and added:
    I am The Flash! But I am also Pikachu! sweet
  19. ara-hamako reblogged this from aras-choice-ass and added:
    I’m a Heartless? Not sure if want. o_o
  20. aras-choice-ass reblogged this from fallendeath13 and added:
    Shit, let’s be Lanterns.
  21. emmabee96 reblogged this from the-sauerkraut
  22. boundandchained reblogged this from inimicaldolly and added:
    AM THE PUMPKIN KING QUEEN KING
  23. alloftheeverywhere reblogged this from squeeedles and added:
    PARAMORE AWAYYYYYYY
  24. squeeedles reblogged this from darkskittypower and added:
    i guess i have aeropostale powers. fight me.
  25. fallendeath13 reblogged this from iarteest and added:
    I AM NYAN CAT!! !
  26. iarteest reblogged this from bitchslappingpanda and added:
    OH MY GOD. YEEEEESSSS
  27. bitchslappingpanda reblogged this from gay-constellations and added:
    penguin sporting sunglasses. Awesome?!
  28. justineatsbread reblogged this from ill-be-your-scapegoat
  29. wyervan reblogged this from lady-lycan and added:
    Black & White Striped… … … Awesome Mime Powers ACTIVATE. …
  30. lacavernadeltroll reblogged this from pelandobananas
  31. teaandponies reblogged this from dragonmutt and added:
    MEINCRAFT. I’m good at going on adventures, crafting things, surviving the night and Mining I guess~
  32. encautilada reblogged this from robasonrisas and added:
    Yo tengo una Nirvana. ¿Significa que
  33. peacerevolver reblogged this from eitde
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  35. matandoelaburrimiento reblogged this from pelandobananas
  36. ruingaraf reblogged this from movesliiikecabanelababy and added:
    I’m a ninja. Excellent.
  37. youremyguitarhero reblogged this from youremyguitarhero and added:
    scrolling through my gpoy tag to find photos of myself around this time last year and then this
  38. sirkeren reblogged this from robasonrisas
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